Be A Narcissist and Get A PRIZE!

Halo. Baru aja gw isi comment di blog salah satu dosen gw, sebut saja Ms. Sandy (nama disamarkan), sisinya kurang lebih begini:

i suppose he feels uncomfortable because of his face.

function is_more_handsome($person)
{
if($person==’sigit’)
{
return TRUE;
}
else
{
return FALSE;
}
}

if($face==’too_ugly’)
{
$desperado=TRUE;
}
elseif($face==’too_handsome’)
{
if(is_more_handsome(’sigit’)==TRUE)
{
$desperado = TRUE;
}
}

while(($desperado==TRUE) && (is_life()==1))
{
try_suicide();
}

yeah. I know. That’s could be because I’m more handsome than him, so he was upset and try to suicide, exactly as the code above.
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